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16th February 2007

Summary:

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Review:

OK so pretty much. I hated this movie. The beginning was funny. But after a bit the jokes just dragged on and got really old. I actually fell asleep in the theater. no lie. like i said the movie kept dragging on and on and on. i completely hated it. the music in it was good. and the actors that were chosen were perfect. but i don't see the humor in dragging jokes on and on the way they did. OK its from 2 of the 6 writers from scary movie right.? Well i think they shouldve had the other 4 help them. Cause we all know... Scary Movie was hilarious. This movie was nothing. It was 81 minutes of boring. I liked the idea of the chronicles of gnarnia thing but they shouldve followed the movie at least a little bit. Well thats all I'm saying. Goodbye.